// PRELOAD IMAGES
function MM_preloadImages() { //v3.0
  var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
    var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
    if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}
$(document).ready(function() {MM_preloadImages (
// GRAPHIC
'../graphic/logo.png','../surreal/chrisrain_siamese.jpg','../graphic/facebook_sprite.png','../graphic/portrait.jpg','../graphic/statue.png','../surreal/chrisrain_mirror.jpg',
// TOO MANY WORDS
'../thumbnails/mini_goodnight.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_reflex.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_tattoo.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_mask.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_champagne.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_maybe.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_wakeup.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_shadows.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_clouds.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_double.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_apnea.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_rain.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_ghost.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_escape.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_end.jpg',
//
'../surreal/chrisrain_goodnight.jpg',
// EVERY TREE IS BROKEN
'../thumbnails/mini_pony.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_hanginggarden.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_deadsparrow.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_dog.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_army.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_stairway.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_circle.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_popcorn.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_moon.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_tiger.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_goldenfish.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_mansion.jpg',
//
'../surreal/chrisrain_pony.jpg',
// I AM THE SNOW
'../thumbnails/mini_snow.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_lamp.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_vinyl.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_birds.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_mapoftheworld.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_galeon.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_harbor.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_oracle.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_tower.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_timemachine.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_petitprince.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_monstertape.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_greentea.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_jellybelly.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_abyss.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_sundial.jpg',
//
'../surreal/chrisrain_snow.jpg',
// GLOCKENSPIEL DRAMA
'../thumbnails/mini_whitelady.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_static.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_boundary.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_wood.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_exile.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_acheron.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_ouverture.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_storm.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_dusk.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_gate.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_fireworks.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_antennas.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_megami.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_heaven.jpg','../thumbnails/mini_bridge.jpg',
//
'../surreal/chrisrain_whitelady.jpg',
// JEANINE DELORIA
'../surreal/chrisrain_sayhellowavegoodbye.jpg'
);}
);